more found poetry

Welp, I finally revised that found poetry we attempted a couple weeks back wherein a scientific management book or whatever was thrown at me. I really do quite enjoy the scientific management slang, but contrasting it with dictionary definitions did not work out as I had hoped that it would. So, I pulled out Volume One of The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite and I pulled out some choice selections. WUAHAHAHAHAHA.

Management Suite

researchers developed the method

Sir Reginald set out with his bodyguard Abhijat

supervised and enforced by governmental agencies

it came from an atomic flying elbow

some distance from customers, highly automated and capital intensive

she could play the violin

next, we deseasonalize the data

Father's really dead, isn't he, Pogo?

to succeed beyond the year 2000

Godspeed, Spaceboy, sir

optimal solutions in the graphical solution method lie at intersections

every time I close my eyes I see centipedes

changing long-range capacity needs of organizations

The Kraken made a vague reference to ice cream

closeness ratings are used to reflect the desirability

you've wanted to kiss me since you were eight years old

in a plumbing supply company

Isn't your sister a violinist? The crazy one?

order point = expected demand during lead time + safety stock

TANTRUM?! YOU'RE CALLING THIS A TANTRUM?!

researchers developed the methods and philosophy called scientific management

Can I interest you in destroying the world?