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It seems I have no more poetry in my notebook other than the metaphor thing but NO THANK YOU. So, I made the thingy.

Now, stahp oppressing my poetry!

Also, this is brilliant: Community Quote Crossovers! 

YARN BARN

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AARN
BARN
CARN
DARN
EARN
FARN
GARN
HARN
IARN
JARN
KARN
LARN
MARN
NARN
OARN
PARN
QARN
RARN
SARN
TARN
UARN
VARN
WARN
XARN
YARN
ZARN






How about a Doctor Who gif because OMG LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!!

WHAT?!

We only have two classes left and our last poetry submission (aside from the final portfolio) is due tomorrow. Is it redundant to post some poetry, then? Whatever. Haha.

I might try posting the silent poetry thingy we did when I have time to do that in photoshop... too busy right now!! You can have other stuffs!!

[PLEASE SUGGEST A TITLE...?]

dyslexic rigor mortis imagination zombie super

diss this rig or this is gin shun bomb soup

dysentery gig gore in guns womb loop

Gary sings more runs on Goomba goop

merry shins gives rhino doom poop

sherry is giggles but no looming group

cherry insignia butter grooming Bluth

sharing insomnia begins by getting bit

glaring instructions berating in the lip

lairs of villains are great for giving tips

flare guns vying for reams of living trips

rare younguns flying in realms of living trips

reunions flip and reality adores vice grips

a little update, I guess?

Adrian and I went to Vertigo Voices for some sick readings! It was a grand ol' time and on the walk back home we brought up our idea of making a zine again and now we're making progress! It might just end up being a chapbook, though. Not sure yet.

I'm putting it on the bloggy blog because I want to get this done before the semester is over and perhaps putting it on here will force us to get 'er done! WHOOT.

Uhhh, goodies now?

I shall post some Blame Society Films stuff on here. WHOOT WHOOT.

Beer & Board Games

I sponsored them and they toasted me on the show, but sadly got my gender wrong. Oh welllllll. The episode I'm toasted in is Season 2: Drunk Birthday Risk!



Welcome to the Basement

Movies!



Chad Vader

Star Wars!

list poem

I submitted this for my most magical second poetry submission, but I thought I would also give it a little posty post just in case anyone was curious.
I need to reorganize my bookcase...

BOOK CASE

Violent Cases is finished

Scott Pilgrim Volume 1 is finished

Scott Pilgrim Volume 2 is finished

V For Vendetta is finished

100 Bullets: First Shot, Last Call is finished

Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes is finished

Sandman: Brief Lives is finished

Kick-Ass is finished

The Long Halloween is finished

Arkham Asylum is finished

Sandman: Endless Nights is finished

The Killing Joke is finished

Umbrella Academy Volume 1 is finished

Umbrella Academy Volume 2 is finished

B.P.R.D Garden of Souls is finished

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Volume II is finished

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Volume I is finished

Essential Spider-Man Volume 1 is not finished

Wolverine Origin is finished

Losers Book One is finished

Hush Volume 2 is finished

Hush Volume 1 is finished

Hellboy Seed of Destruction is finished

New Gotham: Evolution is finished

Batman: Harley and Ivy is finished

Avengers: Disassembled is finished

Wolverine: Tales of Weapon X is finished

Billi 99 is not finished

Iron Man & The Armor Wars is not started

The Dark Knight Returns is finished

Haunted Knight is finished

Ghost Omnibus Volume 1 is finished

Signal To Noise is not finished

The Picture of Dorian Grey is not finished

Never Let Me Go is finished

Ysabel is finished

Howl's Moving Castle is finished

The Neverending Story is not finished

Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King is not started

Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers is not started

Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring is not finished

The Hobbit is finished

Under The Dome is finished

Sarah Kane Complete Plays is finished

Everything Is Trying To Kill Everybody is not finished

You Might Be A Zombie and Other Bad News is finished

A Clockwork Orange is finished

It is not finished

Nineteen Eighty-Four is finished

The Vinland Sagas is finished

The Fault In Our Stars is not started

Will Grayson, Will Grayson is finished

Paper Towns is finished

Looking For Alaska is finished

Dracula is not finished

Monkey Beach is finished

Franz Kafka The Complete Stories is not finished

Mother Superior is finished

The Complete Persepolis is finished

Shutter Island is finished

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them is finished

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is finished

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is finished

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is finished

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is finished

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is finished

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is finished

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is finished

Yen+ Volume 1 No. 4 is finished

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 1 is finished

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 2 is finished

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 3 is finished

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 4 is finished

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 5 is finished

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 6 is finished

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 7 is not finished

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 8 is not started

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 9 is not started

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 10 is not started

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 11 is not started

Yen+ Volume 2 No. 12 is not started

Yen+ Volume 3 No. 1 is not started

Fruits Basket Volume 11 is not started

Pet Shop of Horrors, Tokyo Volume 1 is not started

Rurouni Kenshin Volume 1 is not started

Kraken is not finished

xxxHolic Volume 4 is finished

xxxHolic Volume 5 is finished

xxxHolic Volume 6 is finished

xxxHolic Volume 7 is finished

xxxHolic Volume 8 is finished

xxxHolic Volume 9 is finished

xxxHolic Volume 10 is finished

xxxHolic Volume 11 is not finished

xxxHolic Volume 12 is not started

xxxHolic Volume 13 is not started

Tsubasa Volume 4 is finished

Tsubasa Volume 6 is finished

.hack//Legend of the Twilight Volume 1 is finished

.hack//Legend of the Twilight Volume 2 is finished

.hack//Legend of the Twilight Volume 3 is finished

YuYu Hakusho Volume 9 is finished

YuYu Hakusho Volume 10 is finished

YuYu Hakusho Volume 11 is finished

Fullmetal Alchemist Volume 1 is finished

Fullmetal Alchemist Volume 3 is finished

iD_eNTITY Volume 9 is finished

iD_eNTITY Volume 10 is finished

iD_eNTITY Volume 11 is not finished

iD_eNTITY Volume 12 is not started

Interview With The Vampire is finished

The Vampire Lestat is not finished

Queen of the Damned is not finished

The Tale of the Body Thief is not started

Twilight is finished

New Moon is finished

Eclipse is finished

Breaking Dawn is finished

The Outsiders is finished

X-Men the Movie Novelization is finished

The Da Vinci Code is not finished

American Gods is not started

Memoirs of a Geisha is finished

Jurassic Park is finished

The Bourne Ultimatum is not started

Red Dragon is finished

The Silence of the Lambs is finished

Hannibal is not finished

Hannibal Rising is not started

The Legend of Luke is finished

Redwall is finished

Mariel of Redwall is finished

Mossflower is finished

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass is finished

Night is not started

A Million Pieces is not started

The English Patient is finished

The Conquest of Gaul is not finished

The Slave Community is not started

Three Against the Wilderness is not finished

Women's Right Emerges within the Antislavery Movement, 1800-1870 is not started

British Columbia Murders is not started

The Wretched of the Earth is not started

Holes is finished

Firewing is finished

The Magical Worlds of Harry Potter is finished

Ghost Stories of Christmas is finished

Trust No One: The Official Third Season Guide To X-Files is not finished

Vanished is not finished

The Turn of the Screw is not started

Frankenstein is finished

text message poetry

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

gotta love cheekbones
outside when youre ready
I ate an incredible amount of pasta
I didn't sleep very well

Googled it and he's definitely her brother
void the top fuel line

how did they know we wanted them in
               bath robes?
assholes with daddy issues
are you coming home for lunch?
OOPS that was meant for adrian lol!

the old dutch rep gives us credit
Dad's leg is still messed up

the guy was a white cowboy
I guess I nicknamed you Poohead

Why was Brad carrying chalk
          in his pocket?
Its our soooooooooooooong
he was a TA

The Ianto situation is really upsetting
Uh oh, what happened?

homonyms

GUERRILLA FACTORY

I fought, eye new
ewe
ring the tents
tense with plum
prints for princes
the cymbal bore
its sole soul
symbolizing
no one knows
with quarts in a
guerrilla factory
I guessed the
guest made the
maid -- pail
Her idle idol
was missed like
mist in a hare creek
creaking for naught
won lute, but
a knot of loot
a rose colored quartz
in rows on the road