yo, yo, yo

I'm just waiting on some computer stuff and I got bored so I'm going to give some flarf a whirl. Here is the one I did in class! 

Brianna's Cobbler

pinkie pie party

I like your crackers too

when I see your jelly roll

buck yeah my little pony

nah son free pie

beep bop boop okatu

created with magisto

I can't make a pie to save my life!

it's free, quick, and easy

Hi, I'm Brianna

note the impressive latticework

23 years young

my pie chart is completely red

I seconds the request for the peach pie recipe

reblogged this from mizukas

Eva Beepbop and the chocolate song

11:23 BEEP BOP BOOP

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I like pie

the verification problem

I found out how to disable the CAPTCHA that you have to fill out each time you want to post a comment!

On your blogger dashboard, click on the drop down menu next to the create next post button and select Settings. Under Settings, select Posts and comments and then scroll to where it says Show word verification and change it to no!

I've disabled it on mine so let me know if you've had to prove you're a robot lately!

just to be the poet who wrote a hundred words

Now that I have my mood music trilogy, I shall successfully create the hundred word poem!



THIS HAS NO TITLE

the number of each

people will part from

water call all oil but

then your word made

you into time,

many more than

long down or

go see it out

her his said

that they was there

if a first find

how now?

which is by up

its been about

what were with

these as some one

could look at an are

did on

he she has had

so I use

them when

no way

we can not make do

and come get him

for my other to

write like two

be in this

who would have

their may day

Man, that took foreeeevveeerrrr. First I had to figure out what I hadn't used from the list and when I finally had it all in place Word told me I had 102 words. ARRG. Took me forever to hunt down the repeated words.

(Freaks and Geeks)

INSERT WITTY POST TITLE HERE?

Oh wow. So, remember when I said I was going to post a slew of poetry? Yeah. Me too. I was totes lying, it seems. I need adult supervision when I have days off or nothing gets done. @.@

In my defense, this is what distracted me:

TEACUP HUMANS. TEACUP HUMANS. That is freakin' delightful. I wish I had come up with teacups humans. Anyways, I'm going to put True Blood on hold now so I can do some of this poetry jazz.

P.S. It took me forever to figure out how to get a YouTube video to start at a certain spot. Forever. Sure, when you click on Share Video it lets you pick at start time, but that's just for copy and pasting which is useless to us bloggers, unless we want to make our dear readers click around for videos. When you click on Embed it doesn't offer any support for starting videos at specific times, but it does have the code we need!

If you can't find the video you want to blog with the built in video thing for blogger, just copy and paste that while in HTML mode and you're golden :)

NOW I TELL YOU HOW I DID THE THING!

OK, so just copy and paste the embed link in with HTML mode on and then you need to add ?start=110&end=119 at the end of the video link like this:

<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/XTwF0-1D1x8?start=90&end=98" width="560"></iframe>

You have to do it all in seconds, so do the maths to make sure you get it right! Oh, and if you don't want related videos to pop up after it's done just stick &rel=0 after the ending time like such:

<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/XTwF0-1D1x8?start=90&end=98&rel=0" width="560">
</iframe>

Hopefully that helps if you plan on uploading videos and hopefully I didn't bore the people that were already smart enough to figure that out on their own!

Happy Hunting and more to come!

OH and a video size calculator so your videos don't end up looking too wonky if you decide you don't like the sizes that YouTube lists.

more found poetry

Welp, I finally revised that found poetry we attempted a couple weeks back wherein a scientific management book or whatever was thrown at me. I really do quite enjoy the scientific management slang, but contrasting it with dictionary definitions did not work out as I had hoped that it would. So, I pulled out Volume One of The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite and I pulled out some choice selections. WUAHAHAHAHAHA.

Management Suite

researchers developed the method

Sir Reginald set out with his bodyguard Abhijat

supervised and enforced by governmental agencies

it came from an atomic flying elbow

some distance from customers, highly automated and capital intensive

she could play the violin

next, we deseasonalize the data

Father's really dead, isn't he, Pogo?

to succeed beyond the year 2000

Godspeed, Spaceboy, sir

optimal solutions in the graphical solution method lie at intersections

every time I close my eyes I see centipedes

changing long-range capacity needs of organizations

The Kraken made a vague reference to ice cream

closeness ratings are used to reflect the desirability

you've wanted to kiss me since you were eight years old

in a plumbing supply company

Isn't your sister a violinist? The crazy one?

order point = expected demand during lead time + safety stock

TANTRUM?! YOU'RE CALLING THIS A TANTRUM?!

researchers developed the methods and philosophy called scientific management

Can I interest you in destroying the world?

happy thorsday!

Hello all! Get ready for a slew of poetry for I am posting as much as possible today so I don't have to do it all in one hour the day of our class. WHOOP WHOOP.

I wanted to do a parody of Friday, but write it as Thorsday. Unfortunately, that's already been done and it's not really that cool so I went and made those Ed Sanders gifs instead because they are a million times cooler.

FIRST OFF, THE VIDEO FIRST IN CASE YOU FORGOT HOW AWESOME IT IIIIIISSSSS

SECOND, I GIFT YOU WITH THESE GIFS

Class Sick Silly Ables

Here's my take on the experiment we did during bpNichol week! 

Oracular Delirium

i ard n h d
            ily
ww ve I r ren
                       ere
You Doll i u nly W
       wrath o t u ly ear

You ild altars
                    all enough
You an ve i o gh
      o ook f u or hind

W son kons u
                   to ause
gh a ay a y ow b
But t ii u ow u eep
as
    dark
            as
                ingots
innn a est

U gh a swer We r ng!
         O
            eave u ow, a l u g
o ing ow m m of this
WILL TIME FATE

a few
         comp
                   lace
         nt ye-ars
A m y p of y p
ink U hat u r t g o
For eve r p and u



O Death

DEATH d a ll t
     bia w h s
     S the dark, -- sently
v b i narrow

U m m a s rain
d t sh l
n the I tt p t l t hand
Is n annnnotation

Af all m e w d r
M no I ch ish
     eeee y t a ot I
j e at
          perished?





EDIT: the first poem is based on "Cassandra" by Edwin Arlington Robinson and the second is from "Passer Mortuus Est" by Edna St. Vincent Millay.